Binge-Watching This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the time of year to relax on the couch and devour a tin of holiday pastries in front of a good movie, a poor film, or one that’s awesomely awful.
This year, a selection of new seasonal stories hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even earning a place alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
So, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to find the festive feeling, I watched as many fresh Christmas films as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This film is the sole 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stuck in the UK after wrapping up their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are hampered by an villainous Saint Nick, who breaks into song to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The banter between the squabbling siblings is enjoyable even for the uninitiated, while fans will no doubt pick up on lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a good start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland stars as a celebrity roped into a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing action hero Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose agent has deceived him into thinking he’s performing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime co-stars tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their retort. Except if you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some hilarious moments, some touching storylines, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit cheesy at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face pops up at the start of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is visited by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least distinct from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There’s time for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to reimburse the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she meets a fellow in a book store who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently stated this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the assistance of a panel of well-known figures.
It’s low-key but endearing, and good viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but thankfully here’s a new offering in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and highly entertaining—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a story as old as time: An American woman travels to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher